fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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