Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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