And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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