there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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