the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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