a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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