office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Use "feeling words"
Yay
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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