The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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