he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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