It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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