I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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