i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I understand Curling. That high.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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