Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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