Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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