hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
tequila makes me forget i have legs
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Randomize