Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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