that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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