Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I am naked and annoyed.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Randomize