Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
handjob tips. give me some.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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