Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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