also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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