I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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