they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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