I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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