Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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