The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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