She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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