Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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