We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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