Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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