I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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