That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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