I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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