To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I think I have vodka in my lungs
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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