the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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