Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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