I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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