this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
