So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
there is glitter all over my balls
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