um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize