if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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