please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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