Don't you send me to vm
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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