I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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