I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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