We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
ugly people sure do ruin things
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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