pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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