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Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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