If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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