I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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