You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
