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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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