The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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