so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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