I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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