my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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